officialwhitegirls:

*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do 

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ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  
schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

The Story So Far - Bad Luck (x)

runordye:

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Sometimes, “feeling blue” is a good thing :)

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mytra-fallen-angel:

ultrafacts:

snix-14:

ultrafacts:

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Those aren’t even Smarties.

Outside America, these are smarties (Chocolate)

America:


and it’s true because when I was in school(america) we would make joke like “time to take my medicine “

I use to think they would make me smarter…shit didn’t work

churchsext:

i hate when people say wikipedia isn’t reliable because anyone can change it like are u kidding me have u ever tried to edit a wikipedia article they instantly ban u for like removing a comma

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