“hey do you want the rest of my-“


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drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

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he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy


my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”


are you sure mom


are you sure these are my clothes

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she thicc


Me on my period: sings Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons for entire week

(Source: inbalanced, via sniffing)

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials 


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